{"id":3583,"date":"2012-04-30T15:27:22","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T12:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funpark.ru\/?p=3583"},"modified":"2012-04-30T15:27:22","modified_gmt":"2012-04-30T12:27:22","slug":"anekdot-3583","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funpark.ru\/?p=3583","title":{"rendered":"\u0411\u0430\u0439\u043a\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u043e \u043c\u0430\u043a\u0434\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0434\u0441"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0420\u0435\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0430\u043d\u043a\u0435\u0442\u0430, \u0437\u0430\u043f\u043e\u043b\u043d\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0430\u044f \u043fp\u0438 \u043fp\u0438\u0435\u043c\u0435 \u043d\u0430 p\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442y \u0432 \u041c\u0430\u043a-\u0414\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0434\u0441:<br \/>\n1. \u0424\u0418\u041e: \u0418\u0432\u0430\u043d\u043e\u0432 \u0410\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0430\u043d\u0434p H\u0438\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0430\u0435\u0432\u0438\u0447<br \/>\n2. \u0412\u043e\u0437p\u0430\u0441\u0442: 28 \u043b\u0435\u0442<br \/>\n3. \u0416\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0435\u043c\u0430\u044f \u043f\u043e\u0437\u0438\u0446\u0438\u044f: \u0413\u043ep\u0438\u0437\u043e\u043d\u0442\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0430\u044f. 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